Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Naked Lifeguard!


If you ever fantasized about a naked lifeguard, it probably looked a lot like this:

Face Down Ass Up



Ask any man if he likes a woman ass up, face down, and he is going to say yes. You can see why.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Erotic Massage


If you ever debated being a massage therapist, this picture might sway you over. Erotic massage is a very good thing...

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Brook Burke Nude

According to Wiki: Burke worked as a model for Venus Swimwear and Frederick's of Hollywood. From 1999 to 2002, Burke became known while hosting Wild On!, a travel series on the E! Entertainment Television channel replacing previous host Jules Asner. As part of the series, she traveled the world extensively, profiling many popular travel destinations.
Burke first appeared nude during her early modeling career for the website BlueNudes,[5] and most notably after gaining fame in the May 2001 and November 2004 issues of Playboy. She also appeared in men's magazines such as Maxim, Stuff, and FHM. In 2007, she was listed as one of Blender's hottest women of film and TV.
Burke has fronted infomercials promoting a Swiss ball video home fitness workout named Gunnar Peterson's Core Secrets, and appears in the first video of the series titled 20 Minute Full Body Workout. The infomercials have screened in New Zealand and Australia.
In 2005 and 2006, Burke hosted the CBS summer reality show Rock Star, an American Idol-like series in which aspiring singers competed to become either the frontman or frontwoman for a rock band.
She was the voice and face of "Rachel Teller" in Electronic Arts' video game Need for Speed: Underground 2, and asks the "People and Places" questions in the video game Trivial Pursuit Unhinged. Burke starred as a playable character in the Burger King advergaming title PocketBike Racer and in Big Bumpin'.[6] Burke has also landed roles in several television commercials for Discover Card, Coca-Cola, Anheuser-Busch, and M Professional Cosmetics.
In 2007, Burke started a company called Baboosh Baby, which offers wraps for pregnant women. The company's website features a blog from Burke about her children.[7]
In 2009, Burke hosted NBC's pre-show for the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards with Tiki Barber and Nancy O'Dell.[8]
Burke, along with Derek Hough as her partner, won Season 7 of Dancing with the Stars.[9][10] She later went on to replace Samantha Harris as co-host of the program.[11] Burke also starred in the TV show host edition of The Weakest Link. In August 2010, Burke will host the third season of the TV Land series She's Got the Look,[12] a modeling competition show for women over 35.[13]
Burke began hosting Season 10 of Dancing with the Stars alongside Tom Bergeron.[14]

Vagina Art


Sexy FAIL

Even Adriana Lima in lingerie can fail from time to time. SEXY FAIL, Victorias secret:

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Thora Birch Nude


She looks fantastic nude in "American Beauty". Great breast size and shape, you just have to ignore that one of them is lower than the other one!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Bad Girl! Sit in the corner!


She's been bad. She sits in the corner. Waiting to be spanked. Or touched...

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Naked Midget



If you ever fantasized about doing it with a midget, this is what it would look like. She is at the upper end of height for midgets, and some are much smaller...

She seems friendly...






Sunday, March 1, 2009

Good Morning


don´t know what he tinks of. looks a bit angry - but very handsome!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

the ideal husband

Vive la Cigarette XXIX

homestory I





sportif

rost

le mur

est-ce ainsi que les hommes vivent

Tout est affaire de décor
Changer de lit changer de corps
À quoi bon puisque c'est encore
Moi qui moi-même me trahis
Moi qui me traîne et m'éparpille
Et mon ombre se déshabille
Dans les bras semblables des filles
Où j'ai cru trouver un pays.

Coeur léger coeur changeant coeur lourd
Le temps de rêver est bien court
Que faut-il faire de mes jours
Que faut-il faire de mes nuits
Je n'avais amour ni demeure
Nulle part où je vive ou meure
Je passais comme la rumeur
Je m'endormais comme le bruit.

C'était un temps déraisonnable
On avait mis les morts à table
On faisait des châteaux de sable
On prenait les loups pour des chiens
Tout changeait de pôle et d'épaule
La pièce était-elle ou non drôle
Moi si j'y tenais mal mon rôle
C'était de n'y comprendre rien

Est-ce ainsi que les hommes vivent
Et leurs baisers au loin les suivent

Dans le quartier Hohenzollern
Entre La Sarre et les casernes
Comme les fleurs de la luzerne
Fleurissaient les seins de Lola
Elle avait un coeur d'hirondelle
Sur le canapé du bordel
Je venais m'allonger près d'elle
Dans les hoquets du pianola.

Le ciel était gris de nuages
Il y volait des oies sauvages
Qui criaient la mort au passage
Au-dessus des maisons des quais
Je les voyais par la fenêtre
Leur chant triste entrait dans mon être
Et je croyais y reconnaître
Du Rainer Maria Rilke.

Est-ce ainsi que les hommes vivent
Et leurs baisers au loin les suivent.

Elle était brune elle était blanche
Ses cheveux tombaient sur ses hanches
Et la semaine et le dimanche
Elle ouvrait à tous ses bras nus
Elle avait des yeux de faïence
Elle travaillait avec vaillance
Pour un artilleur de Mayence
Qui n'en est jamais revenu.

Il est d'autres soldats en ville
Et la nuit montent les civils
Remets du rimmel à tes cils
Lola qui t'en iras bientôt
Encore un verre de liqueur
Ce fut en avril à cinq heures
Au petit jour que dans ton coeur
Un dragon plongea son couteau

Est-ce ainsi que les hommes vivent
Et leurs baisers au loin les suivent.

Louis Aragon, (interprétation de Léo Ferré)

la clé perdue